Hilarious Joke!

Decided to start blogging from a joke and It a good start I guess. Found this email in my company inbox and It was sent by one of my worksite supervisor. Enjoy and have fun. I do not know who really wrote this, but kudos to you for being able to craft such special messages. Awesome and fun.
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The HR manager received the following appraisal report one day:

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Later that day, the same HR manager received the following addendum:

Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

*Smart huh. It totally out of everyone mind to write this. Smart guy/girl. Give a round of applause to him/her.